Gutfeld: Naming-calling is method simpler than making a sound argument

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This can be a rush transcript of “Gutfeld!” on August 13, 2021. This copy will not be in its remaining kind and could also be up to date.

GREG GUTFELD, FOX NEWS HOST: They’re superior. Welcome again everybody. It’s time for — 


GUTFELD: That’s proper. In the event you’re watching this present, likelihood is you both have blood in your palms, have not too long ago murdered somebody, or each. Let’s go stay to the media witch trials.

Hey, I’m wondering who realized a brand new phrase?


MIKA BRZEZINSKI, CO-HOST, MORNING JOE, MSNBC: These identical ghoulish dying cult figures falling right into a dying cult. That’s dying cult materials. You’re a part of this dying cult. Demise cults. Demise cult. This dying cult crazed teachings of a rising dying cult.


GUTFELD: I suppose whenever you bought the I.Q. of a hammer, every little thing begins to seem like a nail. Or in her case, of thumb.

Joe, I’m wondering if we must always begin renaming illnesses after folks.


JIM ACOSTA, ANCHOR, CNN: As a substitute of the Delta variant, why not name it the DeSantis variant?

BRZEZINSKI: And in Florida, we’ve a governor extra fascinated about taking part in politics than saving lives, the DeSantis variant.


GUTFELD: Intelligent. Nice minds assume alike. Hey, I bought one. How concerning the Mika virus? Because of the wonders of recent expertise. It’s truly extra transmissible than COVID, touring by means of T.V. airwaves and infects your mind with actually silly ideas. Much like Zika, and simply as lethal in the event you ingest sufficient of it.

It’s a development right this moment you possibly can truly name somebody a mass assassin for not agreeing with you, and nobody bats an eye fixed. However use the fallacious pronoun, and they’re going to lose what’s left of their P.C. saturated mind. Why not?

Particularly in the event you enjoyment of killing kids.


EUGENE ROBINSON, CHIEF POLITICAL ANALYST, MSNBC: Sickening and killing your political supporters appears to me that the stupidest and most absurd sided political technique I’ve ever heard of, but, that’s what DeSantis is doing. 

He’s insisting.


ROBINSON: That pediatric wards crammed with COVID sufferers. It’s — it’s outrageous to say the least, and admittedly, it’s prison.

JOY REID, NATIONAL CORRESPONDENT, MSNBC: What’s the technique behind killing kids in your individual state and letting that — letting kids die of COVID?


GUTFELD: Nice query. What’s the technique of killing kids? Perhaps you must ask Deliberate Parenthood, girl.

So, who’s killing kids? Who’s letting kids die? Wouldn’t or not it’s nice if we truly demanded proof from these idiots? What we’re seeing now among the many weakest minds is an adolescent enjoyment of demonization. It feels good to name somebody a assassin. That’s why I preserve making an attempt to get Andrew Cuomo on the present.

It elevates you as decide and jury to get a number of consideration as nicely. You don’t even have to trouble with faux statistics, like those they used about Texas and Florida.

But when they honestly wished to steer folks to their perspective, why would they consistently berate and mock and censor them? As a result of name-calling is method simpler than making a sound argument based mostly on reality and truths? And a sound argument would take all of the enjoyable out of being on T.V., which tells you the important fact. They don’t need to persuade you. They don’t care who will get the backs. It’s all about that surge of dopamine — emphasis on dope.

Now, you had been to return the favor or name them silly. Be careful. I truly did this as an experiment, no joke. After Mika Brzezinski, blood- libeled Governor DeSantis, on “THE FIVE”, I known as her a dumb broad.

Why would I do this? It appears — it appears curse even for me. However I did it to disclose how the media would reply to it. As Gomer Pyle used to say, shock, shock, shock. Calling her a dumb broad is worse than her calling folks mass murderers. And it’s as a result of the media very similar to Van Gogh can solely hear one facet of issues. Too quickly?

They’re by no means offended by the really offensive if it stated towards somebody they disagree with. They will name you a assassin however don’t you name them silly. Properly, no matter you say, silly.

So, who actually cares about vaccination charges? It seems that we do. 

In contrast to the jerks that these different networks, we’ve debated find out how to persuade the hesitant if it’s potential, with out accusing them of being Ted Bundy, John Wayne Gacy, nor Andrew Cuomo.

In fact, there are white of us hesitant concerning the vaccine. However Mika, Joe, and Acosta need you to assume that these teams are identical to the neighborhoods they stay in all white, ideally in crimson hats, however they will’t do the identical to others exterior that stereotype.

New York Metropolis information exhibits that solely 28 p.c of black New Yorkers ages 18 to 44 are totally vax. That’s in comparison with 48 p.c of Latino residents and

52 p.c of whites in the identical age group. That’s a hell of a disparity. 

And also you don’t hear that on these different exhibits.

Reality is each particular person has causes for his or her reluctance. A few of it’s misguided worry, others are based mostly in legit skepticism based mostly on earlier lies by so-called medical consultants. , like, this virus didn’t leak from a lab. Sure, paging Dr. Fauci.

It’s regular and wholesome to not belief the federal government. God is aware of they’ve given us loads of purpose to. Simply as it’s regular and wholesome, to acknowledge and admire the astonishing progress we’ve made in preventing illness with vaccines. It’s modified the world. Paging Dr. Salk.

I’m professional vaccine, however I’m additionally pro-skepticism. How can that be? That’s too nuanced, and you’ll’t get in bother if we’re simply trashing whitey. It’s the delicate bigotry of low expectations. As soon as once more, these babbling clowns on different networks don’t imagine minorities can deal with criticism or math or getting an I.D.

So, they focus their bio on some amorphous white mass of unvaxxed rednecks. 

I’m abruptly craving Cracker Barrel. In the meantime, it’s anticipated one other wave of COVID will hit black New Yorkers fairly exhausting, which is the proper setup for the extra proof this nation is racist segments on cable information.

I’d say Mika and her dying cult have blood on her palms, however then she would possibly sue me for plagiarism. Solely Joe Biden get away with that.

ANNOUNCER: Interval!

GUTFELD: Let’s welcome tonight’s visitor. His nickname is sizzling bod as a result of he all the time incinerates his victims. Host of the quiz present in Fox Nation Tom Shillue.

He’s gotten that taste and there’s nobody braver, retired U.S. Marine Corps bomb technician and Fox Information contributor Johnny Joey Jones.

Even her hair is parted to the appropriate, Fox Enterprise Community anchor Dagen McDowell.

Lastly, her opinions are like Bengay, topical, stinging, and to not be taken internally. Fox Information contributor Kat Timpf.

So, Tom, love the ascots.

TOM SHILLUE, FOX NEWS CONTRIBUTOR: Oh, sure, thanks. I name it a cravat.


GUTFELD: Sure, that’s what’s. , it’s masking a hickey. Slightly pervert. Look, Tom, so, you may have the media consistently calling folks murderers. In your case, you’re a assassin. You discover it offensive. That they’re type of like sapping the which means of the phrase, homicide from heinous mass murderers such as you who deserve it.

SHILLUE: Properly, look, to begin with, I don’t assume there must be any penalties. Folks ought to be capable to say no matter they need. I’m uninterested in folks getting in bother for what they are saying.

So, I’m going to say they’re saying silly issues, however they need to be allowed to. However folks like Joe and Mika, it jogs my memory of Al Pacino. One time I noticed him giving us an interview, and he stated the rationale it’s exhausting to be a celeb is that you just don’t know whenever you’re spouting B.S. As a result of nobody round you’ll inform you that you just’re speaking like an fool.

GUTFELD: Proper?

SHILLUE: Since you — they’re simply yes-men. I get the sense that folks like Joe and Mika and Pleasure don’t have somebody of their life.

I imply, Greg, you may have a really profitable cable present, your viewers loves you.


GUTFELD: Two. Tom, I’ve two.

SHILLUE: Sure, you may have two.


SHILLUE: However, I get the sense that whenever you go residence, your spouse tells you that you just’re filled with it. And you already know, she retains you in examine.

GUTFELD: Approach to remind me about tonight.

SHILLUE: All of us have that. I believe that’s what they want.


GUTFELD: Severely, you already know what? She simply care concerning the rankings.

SHILLUE: That’s proper.

GUTFELD: After I inform her the rankings she doesn’t care.

SHILLUE: No. And nor ought to she, as a result of at any given time, Greg, though your rankings are nice, a lot of the nation, you already know, they don’t maintain you in excessive regard. So, we all the time simply preserve your self humble is what I’m saying.

GUTFELD: Is that sport present you host nonetheless on? I used to be curious as a result of I, actually haven’t heard a peep about that sport present.


GUTFELD: So, Dagen — 


GUTFELD: In keeping with my analysis, you possibly can examine folks to Hitler on a regular basis. But when I say anyone is a dumb broad, that’s like heinous — 

MCDOWELL: Oh, sure.


MCDOWELL: No, that’s gentle.


MCDOWELL: I’ve bought like a — earlier than I brush my tooth within the morning.


GUTFELD: Sure. You left a path?

MCDOWELL: Sure. I — 


GUTFELD: Sorry, producers.

MCDOWELL: It’s OK to be fallacious in the event you’re on the appropriate facet.


MCDOWELL: Or, I imply, the left facet, or the lunatic facet.


MCDOWELL: Like, simply within the final week, so, the CDC needed to right these inflated numbers down in Florida. After which, The Texas Tribune, you noticed this correction that (INAUDIBLE) 

GUTFELD: Sure, sure, sure.

MCDOWELL: The — the place — the headline was kids below siege. And so they reported that 5,800 kids had been hospitalized in a seven-day interval in August. No, not seven days, because the begin of the pandemic. So, it was OK. 

They bought away with that.

GUTFELD: Superb.

MCDOWELL: However Joe — 

GUTFELD: No, the place was PolitiFact?

MCDOWELL: Proper, precisely. However they must print — they needed to print this.


TIMPF: The actual fact examine is on the movies.

MCDOWELL: So, however typically, I recognize seeing folks on T.V. who’re fully unhinged.



Me, too.

MCDOWELL: And mentally unstable as a result of it makes me really feel higher about myself.


MCDOWELL: However I really feel OK. OK, I’m not so weird.

GUTFELD: Sure, you’re weird.

MCDOWELL: However I’m a — however I’m a connoisseur as a result of the cat of serial killers like Aileen Wuornos, Bundy — 


GUTFELD: All proper.

MCDOWELL: Sure, Ramirez and I’m fear about these ladies.

JONES: I did too.

MCDOWELL: I fear about.


TIMPF: I used to be going to say, I’ve one thing unhinge to say.


TIMPF: Properly, perhaps. As a result of talking of serial killers, how do you assume they really feel?


TIMPF: Ever everyone getting known as murderers so simply. Like BTK bought caught as a result of he stored sending clues to the cops as a result of nobody was speaking about him anymore.

GUTFELD: Proper. Oh, so — 


TIMPF: Now, everybody’s a assassin.

GUTFELD: Sure, that’s so true. Not identical to a sport present.

Joey, Joey, Joey, you’re type of a historian, I imagine proper?

JONES: Certain.

GUTFELD: OK. Is that this how wars begin? Folks begin calling you murderers, then they need to jail you, after which it turns into some type of civil struggle?

JONES: I believe we’re begin when somebody confuses your handkerchief since you rode a horse to work as an ascot.


JONES: What that was all about?


JONES: Pay attention, you already know, I don’t know what query you requested. It doesn’t matter proper now, as a result of I’ve one thing I need to say.


JONES: Take this vaccine. All proper. And this virus is Texas and Florida’s fault. Delivered to you by the individuals who stated Brexit wouldn’t occur. Trump wouldn’t be president, Trump turned president due to — due to Russia, was it?


JONES: Sure, Trump turned president due to Russia. The folks that informed you that it’s OK, we’ll pull out of Afghanistan, nothing — no large deal. 

Nothing goes to occur.

There’s a development right here.

GUTFELD: Proper.

JONES: There’s a pandemic on this nation. It’s a pandemic of public belief. And if — and in the event you simply need to demonize the folks that don’t need to hearken to what it’s a must to say, they’re simply going to pay attention much less.

I forgot the research. However like 30 p.c of the individuals who haven’t taken the vaccine, stated that the FDA approving the vaccine would possibly change their thoughts.

That’s 30 p.c of individuals. That’s greater than each silly celeb industrial you ever put on the market might presumably sway. However the FDA shouldn’t be getting on the ball.

GUTFELD: That’s it. However isn’t {that a} procedural factor? It’s like they simply have to attend for the authorized stuff. And that vaccine’s high-quality.


TIMPF: Sure, who cares concerning the FDA?

GUTFELD: Sure. , what?

TIMPF: You don’t need me to social gathering?

JONRS: 30 p.c of the individuals who haven’t been vaccinated apparently say



TIMPF: I suppose.

GUTFELD: I put issues in my physique that aren’t FDA permitted.

TIMPF: Precisely!

JONES: I used to be a United States Marine, I’ve gotten each vaccine you’ve heard of and half those you don’t. I’ll not even be a great supply of knowledge on issues like this.

TIMPF: Sure.

JONES: It could make your legs fall off. I don’t know. I’ve gotten all — 

SHILLUE: No method.

TIMPF: Think about in the event you stay your life by FDA approval, we simply sit there?

GUTFELD: I’m all the time making an attempt to hunt FDA approval.

SHILLUE: And also you made a terrific — there was a terrific level buried in your monologue there about (INAUDIBLE).

TIMPF: Buried.

SHILLUE: Properly — 

GUTFELD: Go forward.

SHILLUE: Black Individuals — 


JONES: Those — 

SHILLUE: Are a gaggle that was — doesn’t have a excessive charge of vaccination.

GUTFELD: Proper?

SHILLUE: And but, they preserve coming after folks as if it’s some type of white conspiracy — 

GUTFELD: Proper.

SHILLUE: 36 p.c of black Individuals belief the police. That’s a low quantity, but it surely’s increased than the quantity who’ve gotten vaccinated. So, I inform you, nicely, how can after all the spiritual propaganda from BLM and you already know of essential race idea, that the black neighborhood nonetheless belief the medical institution lower than the police?


GUTFELD: Sure. Insane level from Mr. Ascot.

All proper. Up subsequent, they are saying the V.P. is the bee’s knees, however ask them why, and so they freeze.


GUTFELD: Faculty children love Kamala, however don’t know why Allah.

Sure. I don’t even know the place to go after this.

Sure, they provide Kamala a five-star overview, for what? They haven’t a clue. 

Regardless of a current survey saying practically half of Individuals disapprove of the V.P.s efficiency, younger folks applaud her when requested by conservative information web site, Campus Reform. Test it out.


UNIDENTIFIED FEMALE: I actually like her. I believe it’s very inspiring to see our first, you already know, girl vice chairman.

UNIDENTIFIED FEMALE: I do love having a lady particular person of coloration Democratic chief in that place. And I believe she’s a terrific illustration.

UNIDENTIFIED FEMALE: I really feel like undoubtedly it’s superb to have a lady vice chairman, and we’re making nice headway with that. And she or he’s as much as particular woman boss.


GUTFELD: It’s particular person boss. Anyway. Anyway, when requested why they love her, very similar to Alicia Silverstone within the 90s, they had been clueless.


UNIDENTIFIED FEMALE: Are you able to title any particular accomplishments that you just’re tremendous pleased with?

UNIDENTIFIED FEMALE: Moreover her being the primary on so many various boards, that might be my very first thing.

UNIDENTIFIED FEMALE: Off the highest of my head, I can’t consider a lot of them.

No, actually, I don’t actually sustain with politics. On social media, I see that she does nice posts. So, sure.

UNIDENTIFIED FEMALE: Are you able to title any particular accomplishments that she’s had since she’s taken workplace?

UNIDENTIFIED FEMALE: No, not any particular ones. Significantly, no.

UNIDENTIFIED FEMALE: What insurance policies particularly do you agree with?

UNIDENTIFIED FEMALE: I don’t actually know.

UNIDENTIFIED FEMALE: Are you able to inform me some?

UNIDENTIFIED MALE: Perhaps I don’t — perhaps I don’t know what her insurance policies are.

Perhaps you possibly can simply reduce that half.


GUTFELD: She’s destined for T.V.

I’ve to confess, that’s fairly humorous. How humorous? Let’s ask the professional.



UNIDENTIFIED FEMALE: I need to provide you with — I need to provide the alternative.


GUTFELD: Oh, She is lovely.

Kat, is it truthful to ask faculty children something concerning the world in any respect? It’s like making an attempt to get doughnuts from a bath.

TIMPF: I can’t be a hypocrite. In 2013, I labored for Campus Reform. And at USC, I made a video the place I walked round asking folks in the event that they thought Obama deserved his Nobel Peace Prize and why? And I believe we’ve that.


TIMPF: We would.


UNIDENTIFIED FEMALE: I simply be like, normally, being a great man. It simply is creating much more peace. And like, mellow and never as a lot anxiousness amongst folks. I really like Obama. And I believe that every little thing is doing everybody’s simply so exhausting on him. However I imply, second yr.


TIMPF: So — 


GUTFELD: Only a second. I believed you had been within the video.

TIMPF: Sure. I used to be going to say — 


TIMPF: That aside from the truth that I’m — it’s true. I’m now way more enticing than I used to be in 2013, which is sweet. I can’t wait to see me once I’m 86 years previous. I’m simply going to be so sizzling. Nobody will even be capable to take a look at me.

However aside from my very way more attractiveness, so sizzling now, not a lot has modified.


TIMPF: I requested all of them. Do you assume they had been like, sure, and why? I don’t know, like, he’s a great dude.

And it’s like, it’s not getting higher. And it’s unhappy, as a result of these are the identical individuals who will inform you that in the event you disagree, you’re a horrible particular person, sexist, racist, bigoted, fool.


TIMPF: In the event you don’t assume that, these persons are so nice and so fantastic. 

However they don’t even know why aside from they noticed a meme.

GUTFELD: Sure, you already know what? Joey, the hilarious factor about that is their grasp of the world is inversely proportional to their conceitedness concerning the world.

TIMF: Sure.

GUTFELD: Saying, I consolidated what you stated into one thing that made sense.

TIMPF: Properly, I had to slot in the half about how handsome I’m.

GUTFELD: Sure, somebody needed to.

JONES: Right here is, right here is the issue. Primary, out of the mouths of babes, proper? Like, she’s like — 


GUTFELD: They had been cute, weren’t they?

JONES: Perhaps there — perhaps there isn’t any accomplishments. You’re difficult my whole existence proper now. Can we simply go into the store? 

I’m nearly optimistic that was in Georgetown.


JONES: Was I discover hilarious? As a result of all of the movies now are from Georgetown. They’re all silly. And I went to that faculty. So, I hit that’s true.

However right here is the issue with this, these persons are 18. Additionally they exist at 28, and 38, and 48, and 58. These aren’t the folks electing our presidents each 4 years. Their mother and father are, their older siblings are, there — and persons are simply as disconnected, and simply as tuned out, as a result of, on this nation, poverty comes with a cellular phone. We’re in an incredible place —


GUTFELD: Proper.

JONES: We’ve — we’ve prosperity on our down years. We’re mad as a result of we’re shopping for a 3,000 sq. foot home as a substitute of a 4,000 sq. foot home. That is an incredible place to develop up and stay. You might be silly, and in faculty, and all of us have to care extra. All of us simply have to tune in additional and maintain folks accountable.

, 20 years in struggle. I’m not going to provide that one up anytime quickly. 

I apologize. Sure, a bit little bit of a private rub. Oh, I’ll clarify later.


MCDOWELL: Sure, sir?

GUTFELD: Dagen, Dagen, Dagen, Dagen, Dagen. I believe folks like younger folks, they like — they declare that they like to face out in easy method. 

Like, I’m going to dye my hair blue, or I’m going to get a nostril ring. Like although that’s like a very courageous selection.



GUTFELD: However whenever you see these items, it’s truly they simply need to mix with regards to concepts they don’t need to stand out in any respect. It’s a really attention-grabbing distinction. Proper? They — you possibly can inform. They simply need to say the appropriate factor.

MCDOWELL: Proper. As a result of let’s take it from me in the event you attempt to stand out like my whole 20s, I had a haircut like Joey’s. And that you may’t catch a dude in the event you stand out.


MCDOWELL: Like that. However I’ve one thing to say for these ladies.


MCDOWELL: Or the faculty college students. They’re tremendous sensible. If anyone comes as much as you with a digicam and a microphone.


MCDOWELL: In faculty, and says, what do you consider the primary black feminine vice chairman in historical past?


GUTFELD: You’re proper. You’re proper.

MCDOWELL: And so they stick the microphone in your face.

GUTFELD: What are you going to say?

MCDOWELL: You — what — you go — 


JONES: You higher be (INAUDIBLE)

MCDOWELL: She is surprise — she is fantastic.


MCDOWELL: Since you’re — they’re sitting there pondering, she’s superb, as a result of if I say something adverse, I’ll by no means get a job, and I’ll be labeled a racist bigot for the remainder of my grownup life.

After which once they requested the child — the ladies and the boys, they requested of what’s her accomplishment? In fact, they will’t say something as a result of she hadn’t finished something.

GUTFELD: Proper.

MCDOWELL: They’re proper on each counts.

GUTFELD: what? The woman over there, Tom, I can’t keep in mind her title. However I — she made a terrific level. It’s like I’m making enjoyable of those folks. All they had been doing was self-preservation.

SHILLUE: That’s proper. They knew they had been on digicam. Can I say the campus has been reformed, Greg?

I imply, once I was in faculty, ladies didn’t put on summer time attire. They didn’t put on these little — how about that little terry fabric quantity with the — you already know — 


GUTFELD: Properly, perhaps they’re not at school proper now.

SHILLUE: They’re on campus. Greg. OK

GUTFELD: What — that — you might be actually an quaint particular person. Ought to they be carrying like a — like a — one thing out of a burlap bag?

TIMPF: A petticoat?

SHILLUE: I’m saying on my campus, that’s the best way they appear. They gown to city, I really like the look. I believe, and you already know, pairing the terry fabric onesie with a pair of curler skates, I believe it’s a terrific look.

GUTFELD: All proper — all proper — all proper.

TIMPF: Are you sweating?

GUTFELD: Hey, in the event you kill that many individuals, you’d be sweating too.

Up subsequent, can we determine pregnant folks by intercourse? The CDC says it’s too complicated.


GREG GUTFELD, FOX NEWS HOST: They need to embrace pregnant males, and their tweet is a superb large fail. On Thursday day of the week, Tom, CDC, Director Rochelle Walensky tweeted this nonsense, “The rise in cases, vaccine hesitancy and the increased risk of severe illness for pregnant people make vaccination against COVID-19 more urgent than ever. Read why blah, blah, blah, that pregnant people should be vaccinated against COVID-19.” 

Sure, any more, we’re utilizing the time period pregnant folks to advocate ladies get the vaccine. Take that feminists. Even folks, even individuals who assume the earth is flat or saying that’s a nasty concept. Personally, however personally, I really like that tweet. I would body it and put it above my mattress subsequent to the ceiling mirror. I inform folks is from a earlier proprietor. However some folks push again like Illinois Congresswoman Mary Miller sorry, Congress-human. 

She tweeted, “When the CDC uses left wing activist language like pregnant people in official guidance, the public loses faith and trust in their objectivity.” Is it the CDC’s official place that males can get pregnant? 

How can we belief the science in the event you can’t use phrases like mom and girls due to left wing politics nicely stated however I’m wondering what the offended white principally non-pregnant male thinks of all this.


TOM SHILLUE, COMEDIAN: Don’t be small minded. Pregnant can imply many issues. You could possibly have a lady who’s pregnant with little one however as an example, I make frequent use of the pregnant pause in my speech. I discover folks will wait so long as I like if I merely make use of a little bit of pregnant pause.


GUTFELD: , Dagon, in the event you cowl this story, then the media will say take a look at the appropriate wingers pounce on delivery folks when that it’s the left pouncing on phrases like mother.


GUTFELD: It’s at — this these things is definitely an assault on ladies, which is why, it’s, it’s an assault on ladies to attraction or appease a tiny group of actually offended activists.

MCDOWELL: And it chaps my ass. 


MCDOWELL: I’m. , I’ve a lotion for that. I do know I borrowed it. 

I’m sorry. I’m XX child all the best way, and that’s not like some white supremacy image. I’ve by no means given delivery to a toddler however I’ve carted round my whole life. These reproductive organs and so they’re painful and messy. And if they arrive with plenty of ache, so I might put on them on the surface if I might like on holsters so folks would know my intercourse and know my functionality that I can prepare dinner a child if I really feel prefer it.

GUTFELD: I’m unsure prepare dinner is the perfect verb. Oh, however you already know what, to every his personal. , perhaps it’s cozy. 

MCDOWELL: A bun within the oven. It’s a bun within the oven. I’m cooking a child. 



GUTFELD: Wait, as a result of the child is within the abdomen? I used to be informed like at fifth grade that wasn’t true. 

TIMPF: It’s — there’s this factor known as a uterus, Greg. 

GUTFELD: Wait till we’ve uterus transplants, Kat. Then, the boys might be really pregnant. I’m ready for that day. I believe the irony right here, Kat, is that you may mock or blood libel somebody uncertain of the science behind the vaccine. However you higher not mock the science behind the pregnant man.

TIMPF: The very first thing I believed once I noticed this was I all the time say name you no matter you need. That’s no matter. That’s cool. In terms of the CDC. 


TIMPF: Like after every little thing they’ve stated and finished over the previous, I don’t know yr and a half. Like this isn’t even within the high 20 for issues that chat my ass as you place it. Like if I’m ever pregnant, if Rochelle Walensky desires to, you already know, observe me round with a bullhorn horn name me a giant fats whale, that might nonetheless trouble me lower than what the CDC has finished prior to now yr and a half by way of like destroying the nation.

SHILLUE: Can’t high that. Can’t high that, Greg. 

GUTFELD: Sure, however would you like even not trouble topping it?

SHILLUE: No, I believe I’ll strive. 

GUTFELD: You high plenty of that. , who would have thought that utilizing the phrase mom is offensive? 


GUTFELD: I imply we’re not even utilizing the second half.

SHILLUE: And individuals who shouldn’t belief the — I’m doing the medical institution. After they invented the pharmaceutical corporations, invented system. They informed ladies, oh, that is higher than your pure breast milk. 

And so they informed them that for years, it wasn’t true. 

Now that ladies know they’re wiser, they know that their pure breast milk is so perhaps this group of ladies, pregnant ladies, has purpose to be skeptical of the medical institution. Rochelle Walensky included, she’s bought the loopy eyes like AOC. They’ve that stare, Greg.

GUTFELD: So do you.

TIMPF: You completely do.

GUTFELD: Tom, you may have a — you must have seen your eyes gentle up whenever you’re speaking about breast milk. I imply, my God.

SHILLUE: It’s more healthy, Greg. 

GUTFELD: It’s more healthy, sure. 

TIMPF: And also you made me say that assassin factor within the A-block, I don’t know why. 

GUTFELD: Joey, you may have kids?

JOHNNY JOEY JONES, FOX NEWS CONTRIBUTOR: I do. I’ve by no means, I’ve by no means burned the child. However I’ve performed an intimate function into. 


JONES: what actually chaps my ass, the highest a part of my leg, proper? 

We’ll speak about that. That’s within the subsequent block. I believed y’all had been saying assless chaps as a result of Tom rode his horse to work right this moment. Pay attention, if you wish to eliminate mom and girls, that’s OK. I’ve bought different phrases there Sal, Heifer, Hen, there’s dough, there’s every kind of phrases of animals that create infants, and I exploit them on a regular basis as a result of I kill them for sport. 

TIMPF: That was a curler coaster within the corridor method. 

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JONES: pregnant folks delivered to you by the CDC, you stated grasp good, or perhaps they’re not likely in typically they’re and for youths below 12 and over 13. And we don’t know what we’re doing, like that is the CDC, like no person’s listening to them proper now.

GUTFELD: Sure. And I bought to return to they’re cow towering to a tiny section of activists on Twitter whereas they go judgment on folks simply making an attempt to get, get by with their children and put them you already know, determine what’s greatest of their lives. That’s what drives me a bit bit batty. We bought to maneuver on. Up subsequent, potential girlfriends shrink back in the event you dangle with ladies day-after-day.


GUTFELD: Are guys much less, much less enticing to gals if they’ve too many feminine buddies? A brand new research of out of Australia, the current residence of working water discovered, discovered that males who’ve plenty of feminine associates are much less enticing to ladies, as a result of they’re seen as having too many choices, and due to this fact too exhausting to tie down. 


TIMPF: Exhausting to tie down? You possibly can study some very safe knots on YouTube. 

So long as you will get no less than one finished earlier than he wakes up, you’re golden.


GUTFELD: Why can I hear Kat’s ideas? 


GUTFELD: Ladies had been compelled to have a look at photos of dudes. And once they discovered a few of the guys had a number of associates who had been ladies, they ranked these gamers 40 p.c much less enticing. Though when requested how they felt about this, they simply folded their arms and stated high-quality. Sitting round judging pictures of man, I bought to enroll to take part in additional research. , that is such a — this, there’s Joey there’s a little bit of hypocrisy occurring right here amongst ladies. The identical ladies who say I really like having man associates will freak out when her boyfriend is out with the women from work, am I proper?

JONES: You’re most likely. 

GUTFELD: Thanks.

JONES: Pay attention, I’m all about hypocrisy as a result of hypocrisy means there’s a distinction between women and men and we’re preventing the nice battle already right here. 


JONES: what I imply, however pay attention, it I suppose I’ll take a look at it this fashion. My thought is on this I bought a dude’s perspective. If I bought a buddy who’s bought extra girlfriends than man associates. I simply assume he’s not on the lookout for a lady, you already know, prefer it’s simply going to look he’s, he’s over there doing this factor. And I’ve bought plenty of associates which have girlfriends. I don’t have plenty of associates which have plenty of girlfriends. 

GUTFELD: You might be drowning proper now. 

JONES: I’m tiptoeing with these faux toes in all places. 

GUTFELD: That’s simply superb. Do you know, might you’re feeling that? You could possibly really feel him sinking —

JONES: However you hear what I’m saying, like not one of the guys I hang around with need to be round a lady on a regular basis or a gaggle of them, until like they’re relationship one among them and there’s one thing in it for him. As a result of that’s plenty of work. That’s plenty of work.

GUTFELD: Save him, Kat.

TIMPF: And you already know what else is plenty of work, can be dishonest in the event you do it with one among your feminine associates, which is why girls you may have all of it fallacious. OK, if the man he’s not going to cheat on you with one among his girlfriends. Don’t be weary of that. Be cautious of a man with all of the man associates who says sorry, babe, Saturdays are for the boys. Goes to membership with solely the boys. So, then you possibly can go bang some woman he meets on the membership, and neither of you’ll ever know the opposite one exists. The opposite method it’s too messy. That’s the best way he’s going to cheat on you. 

JONES: We simply shouldn’t have associates. 

TIMPF: I’m simply saying. If he’s going to membership with the boys, that’s when he’s going to bang different ladies. You’ll by no means know and neither will she.

GUTFELD: Tom, my guess. My guess, Tom, is you haven’t any feminine associates as a result of you haven’t any associates. So, there’s no method there. You might have your spouse have to be thrilled that you just’re type of an remoted little freak. 

SHILLUE: I’ve many feminine associates. All my previous girlfriends are associates of mine. I believe that’s a great decide of character. 

GUTFELD: That’s a rustic track. 

SHILLUE: Properly, I imply, in the event you stay associates along with your girlfriend, it most likely means you’re doing one thing proper, I believe, I don’t know, that’s my very own idea. However the, I believe ladies are a bit confused on this. And if, if folks had been extra old school, if ladies would deprive males of the, the satisfaction that they provide them. 

GUTFELD: Sure, the, the, the, what do you name it? The copulated. The copulative practices. 

SHILLUE: Then males would, they must concentrate on one girl at a time profitable her over for all times, you already know. 

TIMPF: Sure, in the event you’re not a virgin, you’ll by no means discover a husband. 

GUTFELD: Sure, it’s true. That’s in my new e-book. Dagen, Mike Pence. He was proper from the beginning. The Pence rule is don’t be round ladies that isn’t your spouse, proper?

MCDOWELL: No, he’s — no, he’s fallacious. 

GUTFELD: Was that? 

MCDOWELL: You need to date. I’m on this with, Kat, and also you additionally need to date or be with a man who hangs out with plenty of ladies, as a result of you’re going to get higher presents. In the event you date a man who’s hanging round a bunch of dudes, you’re going to get a foamy, flammable like bathrobe.


MCDOWELL: That he purchased, that he purchased off a folding desk from some dude exterior of bonanza. They don’t have time to go to the shop. They bought to go from the bonanza to the membership. 

TIMPF: Sure, you’re going to get some nylon backpack. And by the best way, when dudes hang around with different dudes, their associates will encourage you to get fats and like that visceral fats exhausting intestine, as a result of they need you, the dude, to seem like them. In the event you hang around with ladies, they received’t be the primary to inform you. You bought to do some sit ups and cease consuming all these donuts as a result of no person’s going to need to hit you.

GUTFELD: I believe I realized nearly nothing. However no, that’s true. No, that was very attention-grabbing. A really attention-grabbing. I can’t look ahead to this subsequent set, this subsequent section. You might be — it’s model new. Developing, jokes that had been neglected, however by no means undercooked. 


GUTFELD: So, we do plenty of tales over the course of the week. And there’s tons that we think about however don’t ever make the present and the tales that do. We give you a bunch of jokes for it, however we don’t use all of them both. So, which means it’s time for a brand new section that I’m calling.


GUTFELD: Intelligent. The factor about leftovers, typically they’re good typically not a lot, however you by no means know till you dig in and so they get meals poisoning and die. So, let’s pattern him. Pattern all of them. And after we’re finished, the panel can inform me if there are any winners or no matter. So, right here we go. Andrew Cuomo has gone into hiding, which is the proper place to be to be ambushed interviewed by Matt Lauer. 

First, Avenatti, and now Cuomo. The Democrats are dropping presidential candidates like Hunter Biden loses tooth. Avenatti’s in jail and Cuomo could also be subsequent. It’s bought republicans hoping Hillary throws her hat within the ring. 

Lock her up, they are saying. Courtesy giggle from Kat. 

TIMPF: No, I like that. 

GUTFELD: Oh, shut up. Andrew Cuomo’s resigned however doesn’t depart workplace for one more two weeks. He doesn’t need to miss convey your daughter to work day. 

That’s a robust one, Tom. 

SHILLUE: Very robust. 

GUTFELD: Very robust. I might have put that within the present if that they had truly used, give it and ship it to me, you jerks. Dangerous information, this scandal means Andrew Cuomo shouldn’t be promoting many copies of his e-book. The excellent news is that they’re making it right into a film produced by Harvey Weinstein. Most likely might have learn that higher. 

CNN’s unsure if they need to penalize Chris Cuomo for his on air antics. 

For now, they’re simply relieved no person noticed it. 

JONES: That could be a good one.

GUTFELD: Chris Cuomo says he gave his brother some suggestions for protecting a low profile. The 1st step, ensure that nobody watches your present. 

Folks surprise why Brian Stelter let himself get grilled by Stephen Colbert. 

Sincere mistake, he heard grill and thought there was a celebration.

Brian Stelter defended Chris Cuomo’s ethics on Colbert. I didn’t know that present was imagined to be humorous. 

That is higher than my monologues. 

Time’s up president, Tina Chen, I don’t know, will resign after backing Cuomo. In protection, in her protection, the job markets more durable hypocrites, until John Kerry steps down as local weather czar. 

Multimillionaire Director Quentin Tarantino refuses to provide any cash to his mom for discouraging his movie profession, though he’s open to giving her 50 p.c off foyer popcorn in Junior Mints. That’s so Tonight’s Present 1997. 

American Airways is mandating workers get the COVID vaccine by October twenty fifth or threat getting fired. In the meantime, Spirit Air has determined to concentrate on hepatitis. 

Airways are bringing again COVID restrictions because of the Delta variant. I believed that’s what they known as it whenever you needed to change plans at Newark. 

Increase, increase. 

That’s solely an East Coast joke. 

Did you see this? A Frontier Airways Flight Crew duct taped a rowdy passenger to his chair, however for an additional $10.00 they’ll give him half a can of soda. 

That’s the second time and unruly passenger has been duct taped to a aircraft. 

It will need to have Greyhound pondering, hey, perhaps we must always open up an airline. 

Individuals are dying right here, huh? 

Proper to your airways duct tape, a rowdy passenger to his chair, which on frontier known as an improve. 

Frontier is the airline for individuals who think about consuming of their automotive eating out. I like that one. 

A spokesperson for the airline stated they’re punishing the unruly flyer with tickets for one more flight on frontier. 

A college board member in Oklahoma known as college students who come to highschool unmask potential murderers. College students rapidly replied, the place do you assume we’re, Chicago? 

The governor of Oregon has dropped the studying, writing and math proficiency necessities for highschool graduates. And as a consequence of price range cuts, college students will solely study 15 of the 22 genders. 

The governor of Oregon has dropped the studying and writing necessities for highschool graduates. Outraged college students need to signal a petition, however they don’t know the way. 

And at last, teenage local weather activist Greta Thunberg warns of a brand new disaster: 

in two years Earth could run out of caring who she is. 


GUTFELD: That’s a great section. I’m out of breath. Don’t go wherever. We’ll be proper again.


GUTFELD: We’re out of time. Set your DVRs each evening so that you by no means miss an superior episode. Because of Tom Shillue, Joey Jones, Dagen McDowell, Kat Timpf, our studio viewers. “FOX NEWS @ NIGHT” is subsequent. I’m Greg Gutfeld. I really like you America. 

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